I’m the Only Wife in My Circle Who Hasn’t Had Lipo and a Face Lift

And my husband is growing impatient.

Hand-crafted and owned by yours truly — made in Canva — with some help from my kind assistant.

Growing up, I never thought I’d get plastic surgery — mostly because spending thousands of dollars for a completely unnecessary, yet life-threatening procedure seemed out of the realm of financial reality…and a little bit nuts. That was long before hubby — and his bank account — entered the…