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A 7,000 square foot modern mansion shouldn’t feel like a prison — yet here I am, sneaking away to another “girl’s brunch” at The Montage to write this bio. The security cameras my husband had installed in every room don’t exactly foster the most liberating environment for creative pursuits…and after…

An incestuous blast from the past revealed what my husband has really been covering up — and it isn’t an illegitimate child.
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It’s not every day you’re awoken to a strange man’s deep, bellowing tirade pulsating through your bedroom door. At 3 am. My husband’s bedside remained empty, thanks to an alleged (and convenient) bout with Covid that’s kept him quarantined on a hotel business trip. Or screwing his mistress, ex-fiancé, or…

my brother-in-law’s fiancé wasn’t off-limits to my cheating husband
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I inched towards the door, following the familiar gasps and excited grunts until my hand inadvertently coaxed the knob forward.

Once you’ve heard a man’s ascent to ecstasy — whether in your bedroom, on the phone, or behind a closed office door — you can’t deny those unmistakable sounds —…

My dad’s girlfriend is whoring herself out to the public from my mom’s bedroom balcony, while my own husband bribes her with $50,000
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A sand-covered nose inched its way up my thigh, panting for my preoccupied hand. I pushed his disappointed face away, in favor of the vibrating device between my fingers.

A double-pulsation alerted me to yet another unfamiliar figure approaching the door. I cupped the screen with my hand, shielding it…

A nipple-less lingerie catfight may be the straw that breaks my parents’ marriage.
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A pair of bronze, melon-sized breasts swung precariously beneath two narrow strips of red sequin-embossed satin as Flavia pushed her decrepit husband aside and beckoned me towards the dance floor with one sensual finger.

I shook my head “No”, but she’d already cut the band, cued the spotlight, and continued…

My not-so-family-friendly Christmas mix-up at a vegan sausage-fest revealed more than a few surprises.
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My mom and I are close — but not quite “talk about each other’s sex lives” or “compare lingerie” close. However, once her star-studded, nipple-less lingerie made their broadcast debut on my phone’s FaceTime screen — the one time the picture clarity and reception was alarmingly clear — she’d introduced…

I walked in on my husband’s mistress and his ex-fiancé at a holiday luncheon with my mom — and my senile dad’s girlfriend dropped a $1.4 million bombshell on us all
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There are few photos more damning than your husband’s X-rated reply to a woman who isn’t his wife. This one, however, was just as explicit, with far more disconcerting implications than Hubby’s romp in the sheets with a paid call girl. The two profiles peering through the sun-stricken Mercedes windshield…

My dad is having an affair with a vegan crystal healer and dog walker who nearly burnt our house down — and my husband is encouraging him
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Most people don’t find out about their father’s affair through a 911 call, evacuation mandate, and firefighter dispatch. In retrospect, I should have seen the signs weeks before the smoke signals hit the detectors — and long before my husband had time to chime in with his adulterous $0.02.

Those…

I followed my husband and found him with an unlikely host — and my daughter is using my sleuthing against me as blackmail.
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An armed security guard emerged from the notoriously private Colombian-style dungeon ahead, as its massive iron gate slid to the right. The armed guard waved one of the Bentley clones toward the gate, and with a sharp turn, my husband’s profile vanished into the hacienda-castle-hybrid.

Wow. Let’s unpack this:

  1. My…

My husband’s board member venture capitalist just made headlines for his harem of mistresses, and it may cost us millions (and Hubby’s reputation)
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It’s not every day your husband’s former best man, board member, and kids’ godfather is splashed across national headlines for a 5,000+ mistress sex scandal accusation. It’s even rarer when your teenage daughter alerts the whole family to the breaking news en route to Thanksgiving dinner.

“Mom, isn’t that…?”

She…

Confessions of a Trophy Wife

I’m the trophy wife you don’t see on reality TV, and this is my unfiltered, unapologetic life. Ask Me Anything: confessionsofatrophywife@gmail.com

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