A depiction of me and my trophy wife life, including my beloved dog and my less-beloved husband and his business
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A 7,000 square foot modern mansion shouldn’t feel like a prison — yet here I am, sneaking away to another “girl’s brunch” at The Montage to write this bio. …

My husband’s board member venture capitalist just made headlines for his harem of mistresses, and it may cost us millions (and Hubby’s reputation)
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It’s not every day your husband’s former best man, board member, and kids’ godfather is splashed across national headlines for a 5,000+ mistress sex scandal accusation. It’s even rarer when your teenage daughter alerts the whole family to the breaking news en route to Thanksgiving dinner.

“Mom, isn’t that…?”

She…

My cheating husband is having a threesome with his mistress and ex-fiance, while my parents fight a canine custody battle and I grapple with my own divorce planning
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I extended my arm, flashing a full-frontal of my phone screen to my favorite barista. I knew the vibrations were coming, but I didn’t know they’d happen now — in the middle of the holiday-packed Newport Coast Starbucks, for everyone to see — including my daughter.

“Can you try again?”

A break-in revealed even more of my husband’s nefarious business activities, and pushed him further into his adulterous triangle
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Violent vibrations edged towards my pillow, as my husband’s fingers fumbled along the device’s buttons, willing it to silence, unsuccessfully. Seconds later, I was jolted fully awake to his gruff voice and abrupt exodus from our bed.

At 2:44 AM.

From his perch outside the cracked bedroom door, I heard…

Trophy receives surprising news from a credible source, hinting that her husband’s mistress may be trying to screw them both at once.
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When you attend a cryptic meeting at Laguna Beach’s most esteemed cliffside hotel — and a number one tourist, photography, engagement, and wedding destination — you can bet there will be cameras…everywhere. Maybe that was his ploy all along: Choose an obnoxiously renowned location to obfuscate the suspicious few who…

the trophy wife’s husband asked her to get in bed with an adult film star to save his business, but it just may be the biggest mistake of his career
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A bronze, sculpted arm pressed her silicon-engorged jugs together, adding about four inches to the cleavage that edged its way into my lap, as she extended a manicured finger towards the large green grates securing the waterfront dungeon to my right.

“You don’t want that.”

The pink dog-mobile hugged Bayside…

Trophy wife shows up to a charity event with a surprisingly well-connected man on her arm — and her millionaire husband is upstaged by his network
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A tap on my shoulder diverted my attention to three musketeers in the corner of the palatial great room: An unfamiliar man, an eerily familiar woman, and the towering host whom I’d only seen on screens and magazines.

“That’s him.”

He wasn’t referring to the 7-foot screen-stealer; we all know…

Trophy wife’s cheating husband is seducing a married mother of five in order to get close to her loaded $26M per year sports agent husband
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You know it’s not your average Friday night when your husband rushes you into the car post-practice, tails a Cadillac Escalade to the Chipotle farthest from your house, and subsequently pounces on the emerging passengers for a parking lot ambush. …

Trophy wife’s husband gets spooked by a billionaire friend’s bankruptcy, revealing his manipulative plan to use the $2M condo as his pre-divorce revenge
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It’s not every day your neighborhood billionaire is splashed across newspapers with defamatory headlines spilling the financial guts of his near-bankruptcy proceedings — and fiduciary faux pas — to the world at large. It’s even less common to sit among the audience at his foreclosure auction, while your giddy mom…

Confessions of a Trophy Wife

I’m the trophy wife you don’t see on reality TV, and this is my unfiltered, unapologetic life. Ask Me Anything: confessionsofatrophywife@gmail.com

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